Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.   -Einstein


I hate work. That’s why I got married.  -Peg Bundy


Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and never get anything back. -Al Bundy


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Sylvester Stallone


I just want what every married woman wants, someone other than her husband to sleep with. -Peg Bundy


I just want what every married man wants, someone other than my wife to sleep with.   -Al Bundy


I know nothing about sex because I always was married.   -Zsa Zsa Gabor


A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor


Everyone knows how to raise children except the people who have them. -PJ O’ Rourke

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