Archive for the 'funny' tag

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. -Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human...
Read more

I hate work. That’s why I got married. -Peg Bundy

I hate work. That’s why I got married. ...
Read more

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and never get anything back. -Al Bundy

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and...
Read more

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Sylvester Stallone

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for...
Read more

I just want what every married woman wants, someone other than her husband to sleep with. -Peg Bundy

I just want what every married woman wants,...
Read more