Posts Tagged ‘marriage’

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. -Marilyn Monroe

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.  -Sam Kinison

Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip. -John Lennon

I’ve had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend’s my wife. Who could ask for anything more? -John Lennon

I hate work. That’s why I got married.  -Peg Bundy

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and never get anything back. -Al Bundy

Well married, a person has wings. Poorly married: shackles.   -Henry Ward Becher

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Sylvester Stallone

I just want what every married woman wants, someone other than her husband to sleep with. -Peg Bundy

I just want what every married man wants, someone other than my wife to sleep with.   -Al Bundy

All tragedies are finished by a death.  All comedies by a marriage.  -Lord Byron

I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.  -Zsa Zsa Gabor

I first learned the concept of nonviolence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi

Getting divorced because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.  -Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn’t they’d be married too. -H.L. Mencken

He who marries for money deserves it.  -Yiddish Proverb

It’s a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.  -Scottish proverb

Marrying into money was not good for me. -Anna Nicole Smith

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.   -Will Rodgers

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher- Socrates

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.  -Erica Jong

I know nothing about sex because I always was married.   -Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor

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