Archive for the ‘Humor Quotes’ Category

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog. – HL Mencken

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.  -George Bernard Shaw

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance.-George Bernard Shaw

Twas a woman who drove me to drink.  I never had the courtesy to write to thank her.  -W.C. Fields

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.  -Groucho Marx

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.  -Marilyn Monroe

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.  -Oscar Wilde

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.  -Oscar Wilde

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.  -Albert Einstein

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.  -Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.  -Mark Twain

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