Archive for the ‘Marriage’ Category

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. -Marilyn Monroe


I hate work. That’s why I got married.  -Peg Bundy


Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and never get anything back. -Al Bundy


Well married, a person has wings. Poorly married: shackles.   -Henry Ward Becher


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -Sylvester Stallone


I just want what every married woman wants, someone other than her husband to sleep with. -Peg Bundy


I just want what every married man wants, someone other than my wife to sleep with.   -Al Bundy


All tragedies are finished by a death.  All comedies by a marriage.  -Lord Byron


I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.  -Zsa Zsa Gabor


I first learned the concept of nonviolence in my marriage.
-Mahatma Gandhi


Getting divorced because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.  -Zsa Zsa Gabor


Bachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn’t they’d be married too. -H.L. Mencken


He who marries for money deserves it.  -Yiddish Proverb


It’s a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock.  -Scottish proverb


Marrying into money was not good for me. -Anna Nicole Smith


I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.   -Will Rodgers


Never marry for money,ye’ll borrow it cheaper. -Scottish Proverb


By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher- Socrates


Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.  -Erica Jong


I know nothing about sex because I always was married.   -Zsa Zsa Gabor


The only really happy folk are married women and single folk. H.L. Mencken


Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?   -HL Mencken


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