Archive for the ‘Witty Quotes’ Category

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. -Marilyn Monroe

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. -Marilyn Monroe

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.  -Groucho Marx

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.  -Oscar Wilde

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